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madazzahatter 5 year.agoAn Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day, when the daughter said, "My hands are freezing cold!" The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold!" The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day, the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't they?!"
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She preferred to wash up onshore.
Nahtzee
It’s an Italian suppository.
…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.
She seemed surprised.
A neck-tarine
Her parents sent her to a concentration camp for help
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An Uber.
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I lied it was a gas chamber
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A deep thot.
…in his defense, he was sent there to get a Black and Decker.
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"Waddup, Quacker!"
“Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”
With crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew.
God said “You’re right. Give the dumb one a cunt.”
Throw a frying pan in an Ethiopians face.
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Abusing of your wife is just so stupid. It's YOUR wife. That's like keying your own car.
If they are under 12 just do them in your head
Polly want a Cracker
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Too soon?
Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?
For reference this is a joke from a friend, but what would you call a baby being thrown or yeeted. My friend said it’s still fetus deletus???
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