Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
beta_looser 5 year.agoA guy takes up a new job.On Monday he calls in and says, ‘I can’t come in today, I’m sick.’ He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, ‘I can’t come in today, I’m sick.’ The boss asks the foreman about him and he replies, ‘He’s great. He does the work of two men. We need him.’ So the next day the boss calls the guy into his office and says, ‘You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You’re a good worker and I’d hate to fire you. What’s the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?’ The guy replies, ‘No I don’t drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks heavily every weekend, then beats up my sister. So every Monday morning I go over to make sure she’s alright. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know I’m fucking her.’ The boss says, ‘You fuck your sister?’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, I told you I was sick.’
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“Hold mah beer and watch this!”
“Wanna come back to my place for twattails?
Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc
Piss in a bucket at the same time.
It would be IX/XI
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…and the dashboard and the windshield.
She gets dandruff on her shoes.
Well a rooster clucks defiance….
Their nose is like a built in dildo
Two Jews found a penny at the same time.
they’re missing 2 towers and a queen
Juan Million
Jewish women wouldn’t touch anything that isn’t 10% off
Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal.
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
An interracial car crash.
I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old”
Well because the last one that had a dream got shot
Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t. So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar
It’s called “Connect the Dots.”
That’s probably why a priest invented baptism
He wiped his ass!
>!Because Americans eat too much Pizza and Chocolate!<
It hasn’t come out yet.
>!The Ant because it can climb up a woman/man no matter their size.!<
.....because he got the gas bill
Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.
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