The jewish man gives his son a shotgun and tells him to shoot anyone he sees except any black people while the jewish man takes the money by blowing up the vault. So they head over to the bank to attempt the robbery. The plan goes well with dead bodies and $3,000,000. The jewish man sees a black man in the process of escaping the bank and gives him 5,000$, telling him to flee. When the black son and the black man stepped out the bank, the police were there waiting for the culprits. The police, seeing the money on the black man and the gun with the black son, shoots them both killing them. The police men happy with their success heads back to their department and the jewish man happy with his success goes to the orphanage to buy himself another black son.
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