Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
mackum 8 year.agoLarry the Fighter PilotA teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Larry's whore"
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Little Seizures
Anyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US
One per order
One of them collapsed and stopped breathing. The other one calls 911. Operator: How can I help you? Man: My friend just fell over dead in the woods! Operator: Calm down sir, I can help you. First make sure he's actually dead. (Silence, then a loud bang) Man: Okay..... Now what?
Not much, just some minor similarities
A snow blower.
Because they had to jump an entire wall to get here.
They could make you a square on the AIDS Quilt.
The hooked can wash her crack and sell it again
"I can, Sir...." WRONG! It was "Breast."
Gonorrhea
Grounded up and stored in a freezer
A pilot u racist bitch.
Brought to my house in a sack, peeled and boiled, cut up and eaten.
They're such an inspiration for me to act like I care.
Couse god gives them back time spent for parking their car.
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
Ground up and stored in the freezer
they both need a hit or two to get working
Onions was a good dog
The race
The broad's name? Melania
A delivery driver u racist cnt
A quarter pounder with cheese
I guess they aren’t Wayfair to children
A Guillatino
is proof that size doesn't matter
Walking people's fish.
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