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1. Yo mama is so dumb, when she died, she needed directions to get to heaven.

2. Yo mama is so ugly, when she died, the devil and St. Peter argued amongst each other “You take her!” “No you take her!”.

3. Heard about the funny guy who talked to used condoms on stage?

He was a Cum-medium.

4. Yo mama so loose, when she spreads her legs, she asks for exact fare.

5. My computer keeps alerting me it’s too cold

It says I have too many windows open

6. Yo mama so fat, she don't count 1,2,3,4. She counts 1,2,3, fork.

Hahahaha just randomly off the dome lmk if you've ever heard it

7. What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

8. What did the kinder surprise chocolate say to the guy from Alabama who was having the chocolate for the first time ?

Surprise motherfucker !

9. I’m attracted to miners is that bad or good liking men who work underground and stuff

10. Why did the diabetic cannibal not eat the little girl?

She's made of sugar and spice.

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