jokeKing logo
avatar J-Pom 1 year.ago

Yo mama is so dumb, when she died, she needed directions to get to heaven.

yo mama jokes

8
0
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. Life is like Diarrhea

There's some shit that you just can't control

2. My GF just told me that she was born by cesarean section.

I always wondered why she exited my car through the sunroof.

3. What kind of art shares wisdom?

Savant Garde

4. How do churches help the poor?

They share their prophets.

5. You know Mr and Ms Paper just divorced?

You can tell they're both torn apart

6. NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They are calling it Apollo G.

7. Why do French bakers only use one egg in their goods?

Because in France one egg is an œuf

8. Why doesn’t the putt-putt course at the bean factory in Cancun charge money to play?

Because they’re fri joles.

9. A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. . .

He came, he saw, he conquered

10. A co-worker told me it was a problem with the third axis...

"Ah, finally - a problem we can Z"

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆