Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
usernamef4 10 year.agoWARNING: dark jokes aheadMy girlfriend is into some really strange roleplay when we have sex. She always insists on pretending to be 14 years old. I don't get why, she'll be 14 in a couple of years anyway Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHYYYY!!??". Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead" A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it. Q: What's the best part about dead baby jokes? A: They never get old. Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race. /// Q: What's the difference between Jews and Santa Claus? A: Santa comes down the chimney Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A: A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. Q: What do black people and bikes have in common? A: They stop working when you take the chains off Q: What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? A: Fitting in. Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer Q: Why do Asians have squinty eyes? A: Because atomic bombs are really bright.
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does anybody know why this Muslim guy keep on saying crazy w o r dddd ssssss
Pull the pin and throw it back
When she burps, you hear babies cry
Chinkies!
Pig roast
"choking noises"
How can you tell that your acne is really getting out of hand? The blind starts reading your face.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
“Ow, my spine!”
They’ll just hold you down, Look what happened to Kobe
One says to the other, let’s go in and get shitfaced.
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
He was born black Died blacker
Especially when you realise there isn't a cyclist on it.
He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her. ‘Would you like to dance?’ he asks her. ‘I really don’t like this song,’ she replies, ‘and even if I did I wouldn’t dance with you.’ ‘I don’t think you heard me correctly,’ says the man. ‘I said you look fat in those pants.’
The unemployment line.
because i'm a necrophiliac pedophile.
Until it went into labor Edit: Until it had a miscarriage
After a bullets killed someone it’s been fired
By placing a half eaten sandwich in their hand
Coral
Taking a fat dump in the wheel chair stall? A handi-crap
He was charged with impersonating a police officer
You know crackers float! Edit: any other white people jokes?
Set for life.
After God created Adam, Adam was lonely so he asked God to create a partner for him. Then God told him:"Very well Adam. I will do that but I will need one of your eyes, one of your hands, one of your legs and one of your testicles." Adam said"Oh well, that sounds too much. What can you get out of a rib?"
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