fauxmerican1280 2 day.ago

One day Dirty Ernie's teacher tells the class that they are going to play a spelling review game. " We are going to go through the ABCs in order and I will call on person to say a word that starts with each letter. Let's start with A." All the hands in the classroom shoot up, including Ernie's. *He's going to say asshole* the teacher thinks to herself. She calls on Martha. "Apple!" "Good job Martha! Now how about B?" Again all the hands go up, and Ernie's is the highest. *He's going to say bitch or bastard* she thinks. She calls on Ryan. "Basketball!" "Good job Ryan!" They continue playing, and with each letter, Ernie raises his hand; and with each letter, the teacher refuses to call on him. Finally they get to the letter R and no one is raising their hand except Ernie. *Hmmm I can't think of anything that bad that start with R.* "Okay Ernie, what is it?" "Rat" he says "Oh, yes. Good job Ernie. Rat does start wi-" "A big fuckin rat with a cock this big!"