“Officer! Arrest my neighbor! He’s a pervert and he’s been sexually harassing me!” The officer, trying to calm her down, says: “Ma’am, please relax. Take a deep breath and tell me exactly what happened.” She sobs and says: “He stood right in front of me… and said: ‘You have beautiful lips.’” The officer frowns: “Ma’am… that’s not really a crime.” She cries out: “But he’s a dwarf!”
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Teeth Richards
It's called the flew.
It always happens this time of year
I'm coming after them now.
Two noir detectives at a bar. First one says: "I know who the killer is." Second one says: "Surely, you can't be serious." It was a classic set-up.
"Isn't it ionic?"
"Well, did you find jaguar?" My wife asked. "No, only puma."
You can’t pull its leg!
While the women had no issues sharing a bathroom with their transisters, nobody was willing to share a bathroom with the transdeucer
I took a photo of my faux toe.
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