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avatar MoscuPekin 13 day.ago

A woman storms into the police station, visibly agitated.

“Officer! Arrest my neighbor! He’s a pervert and he’s been sexually harassing me!” The officer, trying to calm her down, says: “Ma’am, please relax. Take a deep breath and tell me exactly what happened.” She sobs and says: “He stood right in front of me… and said: ‘You have beautiful lips.’” The officer frowns: “Ma’am… that’s not really a crime.” She cries out: “But he’s a dwarf!”

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