Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Luxodad 3 day.agoI'm reminded of the stage instructions where the lead actress has to make her appearance holding a candle. Director instructs "Enter actress, with candle, right upper entrance." After embarrassed giggles and outright guffaws, the directions were changed to "Enter actress, with candle, left upper entrance."
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If there was a soccer game between humans and bugs, the humans would crush it.
When it’s “bring your kid to work day”
Because it was wearing high-heels
He worked it out with a pencil
Do I have free whale?
The result wasn’t what they were hoping for… it was *meaty ochre.*
She answered, “As far as I know, it just sits there.”
There was Type-O splattered everywhere.
I said sure, but it would probably be rough.
When he gets to an area with chess tables he sees a guy playing a dog. Amazed he runs over and exclaims: “That’s amazing ! Your dog can play chess!?!” The man hardly looks up from his game and says, “It’s really not amazing at all.” “How the hell is a chess playing dog not the most incredible thing ever?!” Annoyed the man replies, “He loses 9 out of the 10 times we play.”
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