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Which of your body part shares its name with a planet?

Ur-anus

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2. What do british sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

3. I was tickling my little brother's feet, then my mom shouted "Stop! Stop! Wait until he's born!"

4. What do you call an alligator who assists people??

A Gator-ade

5. People are happier with a dog than a marriage...

because typically you only have to put up with a dog for fifteen years.

6. There's a sale on step ladders at the hardware!

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7. I know a guy named Theodore with ADHD trying to start rap beefs.

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8. Newsflash: A 4 seater plane has crashed into a cemetary in Ireland.

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