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I told my doctor that every time I get out of my car, I realize I’ve run over one of my boys.

He said, “sounds like you’ve got Parkinson’s”

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1. My dentist told me I couldn't have any more sugar.

I told her that's an awful way to break up with someone.

2. How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?

Many. One to distract the bees, one to harvest the wax, one to make the wick…

3. A cannibal and his son were walking on their island beach shore and find a gorgeous naked blonde, brought by the waves from a shipwreck...

"Look dad, let's take her to the village and eat her!!!", said the son! "No, son!! We'll take her to the village and eat your mother!!"

4. so the plane i own is into other planes, manly and girly planes

i considered him a bi-plane

5. Q: What does the pokémon world have in common with Isla Sorna?

A: It's not safe to go into the long grass.

6. Nocturnal visit

Thor was walking past a house one night and saw, through an open window, a young lady pleasuring herself. Aroused at the sight, he decided to step in and help her, and himself too. Once she got over the shock of being intruded upon, the lady allowed him to intrude (and out-trude) repeatedly. After protracted sessions all through the night, Thor had to leave as dawn was breaking. He decided to let the lady know whom it was that pleasured her all night, so he proudly announced, "I am Thor." The lady replied, "Tho am I."

7. My sunglasses have controversial opinions.

They’re really polarizing!

8. Let's share some book recommendations...

The Little Yellow River, by I. P. Daley (these always tickled me when I was a boy)

9. Yo mama, so stupid she thought crocks (the shoe brand) were actually crocks (animal)

10. Mario: What kind of insect is that?

Luigi: It's a bee, Mario!

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