How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?

Many. One to distract the bees, one to harvest the wax, one to make the wick…

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1. My wife asked me if I was certain I wanted her to stitch and hem my clothing.

I said "yes, no, maybe sew."

2. My grandpa once told me, 'When people are mean to you, just kill them with kindness.' I thought that was sweet advice

Until I found out Kindness is the name of his gun.

3. My buddy was sad because he was caught inside a hole.

He was stuck in a depression.

4. As I am getting older I decided to do a philosophy course

Three weeks in the professor asks me how am I doing, I stared at him blankly and said “I know nothing” he congratulates me and says “Well done, you are really getting it”

5. Studies have shown Pink Himalayan salt can have sleep benefits.

Or if you need to stay more alert, you can try Pink Himastandin.

6. What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

7. I got a joke about cork board

But it’s kind of tacky.

8. I got a joke about cottonmouth

But it’s kind of dry.

9. Did you hear about the fire at the circus the other night?

It was inTENTse!

10. Did you hear the computer program that was sentenced to death?

It was executed.

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