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Life is like having sex..

Sometimes you are top, sometimes you are in the bottom, but you gotta enjoy every fucking moment of it.

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1. Yo mama is so fat, she got in line for a night club, first up front, got in, but then the bouncer couldn’t let anyone else in just because she got in.

2. Thanks to Hamas...

Woodstock 99 is no longer history's worst music festival.

3. If you have sex with a midget...

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4. tell me a most horrific killing web you know

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5. I know 3 americans that japanese people think are hot

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6. After a long battle with Leukemia, and a few failed attempts at Suicide...

My dyslexic friend finally passed his spelling test.

7. What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke

8. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the abortion clinic.

9. I stole this from a comedian (first post this the best I got)

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