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What is the preferred fabric pattern of rooftop statues?

Gargyle!

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1. Yo mama so fat when she twerks it’s on the Richter scale

2. Yo mama so fat she thought “everything, everywhere all at once” was the title of her biography

3. Yo mama so stupid zombies ignore her

4. Yo mama so poor she haggles with soup kitchens

5. Yo mama so fat when she wears white everyone thinks it’s snowing

6. Yo mama so fat when they buried her they named it ‘Everest’

7. Yo mama so slutty she plays smash or pass with a phone book

8. Yo mama so fat she needs a passport to roll over

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Your mom so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book Your moma so fat, she took one look at the menu, and said "ok" Your mom so fat when god said let there be light, she was asking her to move out the way

10. What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian when they were leaving the nightclub?

“Wanna come back to my place for twattails?

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