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What did the girl say to the loaf of bread she was dating when she was breaking up with him?

You deserve butter.

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Why is Jeffery Dahmer white?

2. A vegan and a leftist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

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3. Pretty sure the devil would reject me for this one.

Will I get kicked out of Auschwitz for saying, “ I forgot to turn the oven off. “ While on a tour.

4. Yo mama so hungry…

She literally ate the McDonald’s playplace

5. For every 35 pounds a man loses, he will gain an extra inch down there

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6. My disabled girlfriend wanted some hot wheels for her birthday

So I set her wheelchair on fire

7. What do you call a muslim saying the F word?

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8. How do you get Carmander and Pikachu on the school bus?

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9. How do you know that a black woman is pregnant

When you put a tampon near the pussy, an arm sticks out

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