A vegan and a leftist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What's blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia.

2. I once dated a woman with the same name as my mom.

I wasn't allowed to say her name during sex because it reminded her of my girlfriend.

3. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

4. What do you call a group of musicians banging their knuckles on a table

Wrap concert

5. Did you know most sodas are sweetened with high fructose cor syrup?

Yeah, it's basically pop-corn.

6. My former daughter-in-law just sent me a video of my granddaughter telling a dad joke

Q: Where do you find a cow with no legs? A: Right where you left it. I couldn't be more proud.

7. There's this punk in town who's also really fucking stupid, you know what they call him?

Daft Punk

8. The art teacher approaches a student.

And asks them what they are painting. It’s a person breaking out of jail they reply. The art teacher is curious and asks, now why would you be painting that? The student replied: well isn’t it obvious? I’m an escape artist! Told to me and made up by my 10 year old. I am no longer the father of the house. So proud. Edit: a word

9. What do you call a doctor who’s always available?

An on-call-ogist

10. Knock Knock.

Who is there? I eat mop I eat mop who?

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A vegan and a leftist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

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