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A 7 y/o girl asks her father what gay means. He replied it means "Happy". She then asks him if he is gay; he replies

No, we have mommy

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1. A nurse at a field ambulance in WWI came to the bed of a wounded Australian soldier.

She took him by the hand, looked him in the eye and passionately told him, "You did not come here to die!". He replied "Nah mate, I just got here yesterdie".

2. I just had a terrible breakup with my girlfriend, the geochronologist

I told her to go date rocks

3. What do you call a Viking who lost his boat?

A Hiking.

4. What do you call someone who’s really in to 18th-Century Japanese history?

An Edo-phile.

5. Why did the middle eastern man's friends not come back for dinner?

Because last time he made them feel-awful (falafel)

6. How does Darth Vader like his steak?

A little on the Dark Side. Wel dun, dun dudun dun dudun.

7. A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot with a sign: “Talking Parrot – $1.”

She asks the owner, “Why is this parrot only a dollar?” The owner sighs, “Well… he used to live in a brothel, so his language is a little colorful.” The woman, amused, buys him anyway and takes him home. As soon as she walks through the door, the parrot looks around and says, “New house, new madam. Nice!” Then her two daughters walk in. The parrot squawks, “New girls! Busy night ahead!” Then her husband walks in. The parrot pauses, tilts his head, and says, “Well well well… welcome back, Dave.”

8. Which human, which animal and which food have an ant🐜 inside ?

Anthony, Croissant 🥐, Antilope

9. Why did Yoda decide to move to the Dagobah system?

He never wanted to forget what sound sheep make.

10. What kind of income does a vegetable receive?

A celery.

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