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TooOldToBePunk 8 day.agoShe took him by the hand, looked him in the eye and passionately told him, "You did not come here to die!". He replied "Nah mate, I just got here yesterdie".
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They charged him with criminal in tent.
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Three months later, the wife went to get one, and found the box empty. "What happened to the other 9 condoms?" she asked her husband. He nervously replied, "Um, I uh... masturbated with them." The next day she shared the story with a male co-worker, and asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom?" "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my wife."
Are you sure? Yes, I'm definite.
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If you throw it hard enough.
So, I misheard her when she said "fraud in her card." I said "there was a frog in your car?" Then, it hit me. I chuckled, and prepared to drop the punchline. "Did you get it toad?" I died laughing immediately, she laughed, a couple others nearby laughed. I was proud of myself.
I’m gonna call it tick talk.
The Art of the Dill.
Yo mama so stupid when she ran into a parked car she tried to sue them
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