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Darth1Football 2 day.ago"I'd like to get something really sexy for my husband. His favorite starlet of all time was Marilyn Monroe. Can you put a big M on each of my butt cheeks so he'll have a reminder of her every time we do it?" The tattoo artist nods, and gets to work. After dinner that night, the wife tells her husband to come upstairs to the bedroom for a surprise. She runs ahead, gets undressed then assumes the proper position on the bed. "Come on in" she yells. Her husband walks in, turns on the light. takes a good long look then exclaims "I know I forget Mother's Day Honey, but don't you think this is a little bit extreme?" Happy Mothers Day
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To hug his mom on the other side!
No, we have mommy
I just wish it had more interesting things to say!
2 scientists discovered how to create life. The world covers them with accolades. Senior Scientist tells the junior scientist he needs to tell God we don't need him anymore! BING! Hi guys heard you created some life that's fantastic! Would you create some for me? Scientists are overwhelmed by His Presence and they said sure God, we'd love to do that! They start to gather up some dirt to create life for God when God says: Whoa,whoa! Get your own dirt!
When my wife asked what is this about, I said I thought you wanted flours?
...I decided writing wasn't for me.
See through P O
so i reheated the food she cooked yesterday
I mean, what is the world cumming to?
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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