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What do they call Hooters in Japan?

Miso Horny

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2. My mother and father were happy for 18 years.

Ack. What happened? They met each other.

3. Hats off to the guy who invented condoms!…

It was a fucking idea!

4. I plan to start a new cookware line

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5. If I die of bronchitis I insist on a closed casket viewing

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6. I have to beg off from the 5K charity run.

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