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People seriously need to STOP putting flyers on my windshield...

I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

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1. You don't need 100 men fighting hand to hand to kill a gorilla

You just need one toddler to climb into the enclosure, we learned that in 2016

2. A man met an attractive woman in a bar.

After a few drinks they went back to her place and had wild, passionate sex. "I guess that was just about the best sex you ever had," he said when they were done. "What makes you say that?" she asked. "Well," he replied, "While we were doing it, I couldn't help but notice how I made your toes curl." "Oh," she said, "That's because most men take off my pantyhose first."

3. What time do dentists take their lunch break?

Around Tooth Hurty

4. Son brings his new girlfriend home to introduce her to his parents

Mom looks at the girl and says "You can do so much better." Son: "Mom, I really like her!" Mom: "I was talking to her."

5. I’m thinking about dropping out of Clown College…

I’ve just been juggling too many things, lately

6. Me : I want to write when I grow up

Dad : Why don't you left instead?

7. How do you keep Jedi from eating with their hands?

Remind them to use the forks.

8. Why was the skeleton so sad?

Because … he had.. no-body…

9. A Karen picks up her order in a coffee shop and after tasting her coffee demands to speak to the manager.

"This coffee is stale! I demand that you make me some fresh coffee immediately," she bellowed. The manager said, "I regret the inconvenience and I'll take care of it personally." A few minutes later the manager walks up with a new cup and hands it to the Karen. She takes a sip and immediately spits it out. "Yuck! This coffee tastes like dirt!" she roared. The manager replied, "I can assure you: It was ground 5 minutes ago."

10. I haven't spoken to my wife in years.

I thought it would be rude to interrupt her

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