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Did you know that golfers are very fluent in the language of sex and love?

Where else would you hear all of these sayings? "Put it in the hole." "You nailed that one." "Pull it out? No, leave it in!" "Threesomes" "I've got a stiff shaft." "Hang on a moment. I've got to wash my balls. "Snuck that one in the back door." "Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more." “This looks a little tight. I’m gonna have to wedge it.” "Try my wood and see what you think." "Try griping down on the shaft." "Excuse me, but I believe your shaft is bent and no longer functional."

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