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mrcorde 15 day.agoA mother and her young daughter are cleaning up the breakfast table when the daughter asks, "Mom, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a bit and then says, “Well, love, when a mommy and a daddy fall in love, they get married. And at night in their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and they make a baby.” The daughter looks puzzled, so the mother explains. “That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy’s vagina. That’s how mommies get a baby, love.” The daughter seems to get it and nods. “Oh, I see. But the other night when I came into your room, you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” "A new pearl necklace, my dear".
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