He prefers a short round
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True story btw... the silence was deafening
I said that I was hoping to keep them
Then you get to have assault lamp.
Because They Can't Even...
Johann Sebastian Bach
After some great effort he manages to finally sit down near her during a party and strike up a conversation. They hit it off and he asks her to see a movie with him the next day. Fearing he will not be able to control embarrassing himself he decides to strap his penis to his leg. The next day he arrives at her door early and rings the bell. The girl answers the door in her underwear and he kicked her in the face.
They told him, "Rome, if you want to."
So far she hasn’t noticed but mark my words, her thyme is cumin.
Then I remembered all the male cardinals are in Rome
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