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avatar mattchamp98 9 day.ago

My GF said my joke was so bad I kost my dad pass, I said I guess that makes me an undadachiever

True story btw... the silence was deafening

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1. Dad : What is the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?

Me : I don't know. Dad : You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna. Me : What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

2. My dad told my mom that for Easter breakfast, we should only have frozen prepackaged waffles because thats what he wanted. I said…

Thats pretty Eggotistical of you

3. I haven't talked to my wife for almost 2 years now.

I don't want to interrupt her.

4. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

5. During the time of the Pharoahs, Egyptians would worship cats as gods.

They have NOT forgotten.

6. What did the medieval father who disapproved of his gay armorer son's career choice and sexuality say when his son when came to visit?

"Get your cuirass out of here!"

7. Jesus would have an amd pc

Because he would have ryzen

8. At the comedy club, the comedian was rattling off one-liners in rapid succession. Someone from the audience yelled out, “Can’t you tell a longer joke?” The comedian said “Sure I can!”

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