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Where does a General keep his armies?

In his sleeve-ies

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1. I found an island that has cakes, pies, ice cream and fudge.

It’s desserted.

2. A Sweet Story

One day, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O' Honey. So, he took Ms. Hershey behind the Powerhouse on Fifth Avenue. He began to rub his hands over her Mounds which was a real Almond Joy. Next, he slipped his Butterfingers up her Milky Way as she screamed Oh Henry! and grabbed his Peter Paul. The results was a Baby Ruth.

3. Tiger Woods Travels

While on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station in the middle of the Irish countryside in his BMW. The attendant, having no idea who Tiger is, greets him warmly in the traditional Irish way. “Top of the mornin’ to ye, Sir,” says the attendant. Tiger nods politely and reaches for the petrol nozzle. As he does, two golf tees slip out of his pocket and fall to the ground. The attendant looks down, puzzled, and asks, “What are those?” “They’re tees,” Tiger replies. “Well, what in God’s name are they for?” asks the Irishman, clearly confused. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving,” Tiger explains with a grin. The Irishman’s eyes widen in disbelief. “Fookin' Jaysus,” he says, “BMW thinks of everything!”

4. Apple made a new product targeting muslim basketball players.

Apparently they named their product i-Slam

5. I don't know why dad jokes get a bad wrap, women love them.

Otherwise they'd be called bachelor jokes.

6. Stop it with all the corny jokes!

Or else I'm calling the crops.

7. I made some fish tacos yesterday.

They ignored them and swam away.

8. I own a horse called Mayo

Sometimes Mayo neighs

9. Be careful when driving on May 5.

It's sinkhole de Mayo.

10. Have you heard of the Egyptian crocidile who’s friend passed away recently?

They say he’s still in de nile

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