A Sweet Story

One day, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O' Honey. So, he took Ms. Hershey behind the Powerhouse on Fifth Avenue. He began to rub his hands over her Mounds which was a real Almond Joy. Next, he slipped his Butterfingers up her Milky Way as she screamed Oh Henry! and grabbed his Peter Paul. The results was a Baby Ruth.

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. I was out hiking while looking at my phone, so I didn't see where I was going and fell down a chasm.

On my way down, I heard a voice saying: "Hey, everyone, look at this friggin' genius!" Turns out, it was a sarchasm

2. Yo mama so Karen, when Nappa asked how many negative Amazon reviews she'd left, Vegeta said "Over 9000!"

3. The farmer lets people cross his farm for free.

But the bull charges.

4. My kid got a D in science and wasn't feeling well

It was a low grade fever

5. Yo mama so Karen, when she was in Squid Games, she asked for the manager?

6. Yo Mama so dumb, she got fired from the M&M’s factory for throwing away all the W’s

7. Yo mama is so old, she uses Ice Age films as her memoirs.

8. Yo mama so old, she passed out the cigars when dirt was born

9. Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her something was over her head, she tilted her head up in order to see it.

10. Yo mama is so ugly, when she fell asleep and dreamed, Freddy Krueger ran away from her.

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