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avatar OskarTheRed 4 mon.ago

I was out hiking while looking at my phone, so I didn't see where I was going and fell down a chasm.

On my way down, I heard a voice saying: "Hey, everyone, look at this friggin' genius!" Turns out, it was a sarchasm

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Because his pecker is on his face.

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That van Halen asked her not to jump.

4. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Octopus?

I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya!

5. What are the last words uttered before 99% of untimely redneck deaths?

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