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Because his pecker is on his face.
Yo mama so fat, she has dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
That van Halen asked her not to jump.
I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya!
“Hold mah beer and watch this!”
Both use their fingers if it's under 10
…at her last gynecologist appointment her doctor tripped and fell in.
…she got a parking ticket when she stopped to tie her shoe next to the curb.
…her shadow was recently prescribed Ozempic.
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