A little girl was usually driven to school by her grandad but one day he was ill so her grandma took her instead. That evening her parents asked her how the journey was. “It was very different”, she said. “How's that”, they asked. “Well”, she said, “during the whole journey we didn't see a single tosser, blind idiot, stupid bastard or wanker”.
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A sandwich.
Nothing’s ever as relaxing as it streams
Because my dentist says that brushing alone won’t prevent cavities.
It was out in bumfuck nowhere.
To which my son replied "Why is your birthday only going to be 30 seconds?" - Haha this really happened and it was hilarious.
Lucky for him, I was still up practising my drums.
Whiskey Business
Doctors described his condition as "stable".
Little Johnny replied,"That girl may may dress like a guy, but she has neither balls Nordic "
but then it Gru on me.
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