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Q: What is the best song to play in a glory hole?

Another prick in the wall

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1. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

2. Chris Martin fell into a vat of custard

And he was all yellow

3. What is one of the favorite yacht rock songs of marijuana smokers?

(Don't\_Fear)The Reefer by Blue Oyster Cult

4. Yesterday I had a pee so bad I went into a woman's bathroom. Is that really so bad?

But the police said I shouldn't even have been in her house.

5. A horse groomer was worried about being laid off. I told him....

Don't worry about it. You have stable income.

6. You should be careful when comparing yourself to others.

Everyone involved might end up in tiers.

7. Dads are a lot like boomerangs.

No matter how hard I try, I can't get mine to come back.

8. I used to be addicted to playing soccer with nuns.

Eventually I kicked the habit.

9. Some unpleasant ladies in a pyramid scheme were shilling for alkaline water.

What a bunch of basic bitches.

10. My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the next month...

To my surprise, the calendar skipped from April to June. I turned to tell her we're missing a month. She said, "What's the matter? You look dis-Mayed..." She's apparently been waiting a month for this set up

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