Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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tensor4u 1 mon.agoA man scores a hot date Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, he goes to the doctor to get his penis enlarged. The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which the man accepts. Later on, the man and his date are having dinner. The man is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly. Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table. His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?" The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."
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"Hello, you've got through to the doctors. This is Mary speaking, how can I help?" "Owen Ung," says the man. "Hello Owen," replies the receptionist, "let me just check your profile. Oh--" she stops, "nothing is coming up. Can you just clarify your name for me?" "Owen Ung!" the man reiterates. "No..nothing on the record. I advise you to visit us personally, that way we can arrange a suitable date. How does that sound?" The man hangs up the phone. His wife walks in and says, "So Tom, did you get an appointment for your swollen tongue?"
He told me to ask wesley snipes
The taste
Both are used to treat head problems.
Complex Dad Joke. If you didn't find that funny that's because the joke part was imaginary.
He said he was down.
Because when 8 falls asleep, it’s forever.
Context: I have a very strong resemblance to my mother’s side of the family. All my life I’ve been getting comments from maternal side relatives about how like I am to my mother and grandmother. Anyway, one time my two maternal aunts were visiting. One of them looked at me and sighed, “You have your granny’s skin.” Then she started to giggle and said, “Give it back.”
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