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paullvandriel 10 day.agoTwo Blokes were walking around the Australian Outback and came across a huge hole in the ground - as wide as a truck and so deep you couldn't see the bottom! One bloke says to the other "Fuck, I wonder how deep that is?" They both look around for a minute and see an old gearbox laying near a tree and decide to throw that down the hole. After a few seconds, out of nowhere a Billy Goat comes charging at them full speed from the tree line! As it neared close enough, they both side stepped and the goat went straight past them and down into the hole! Shocked, they both looked at each other and shrugged it off.. 1 minute later, a Bushman appeared from the scrub and said "Hey, have you blokes seen a Billy Goat around here?" One of the blokes replied and said "Mate! You wouldn't believe it, but a Billy Goat just charged at us and jumped straight down that bloody hole!" The Bushman turned around and said "Nahh nah that's impossible.. I had him tied to a gearbox?!
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I tell them where to go!
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An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is... I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before I can go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the golfer. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in water-colours. "That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking, and every time I get an erection I also get a headache.
Lately colleagues have been writing names on the food in the office fridge. I'm currently eating yogurt called Susan. How cute
It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.
>!Worcestershire!<
One cannot, but Toucan.
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