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BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden

The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet

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1. What did the man say to his wife when she questioned him about bringing a tree into the house?

“I’m just trying to spruce the place up a bit.”

2. What do you call a blood-sucking insect that practices Paganism?

A Heretick!

3. Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

4. Every day, a man goes to a newspaper kiosk, buys a paper, glances at the front page, frowns, and walks away.

After weeks of this, the kiosk owner finally asks: "Why do you only look at the front page and never read the rest?" The man replies: "I'm looking for an obituary." Confused, the owner says: "But obituaries are in the back pages, in small print." The man calmly responds: "The one I’m waiting for will be on the front page."

5. Egging someone’s house?

In this economy?

6. They say that if you are naked but alone in your house, you are actually "wearing" a house...

But if you have company then you should wear a condominium

7. What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little whine.

8. A father and daughter are riding through the desert on a camel, carrying jewels.

Suddenly they see robbers coming towards them. The father is afraid that they will take the jewels and the camel, but the daughter says to him: Daughter: -Daddy, let me hide the jewels where only a woman can hide them. So she hid the jewels, and the robbers took the camel and left. The father is walking on with a sad face, and the daughter asks him: Daughter: -Daddy, why are you so sad? We saved the jewels, didn't we? Father: -Oh, my dear daughter, if your mother were here, we would have saved the camel too.

9. Apparently if you want to start a zoo, you must have 3 grizzly bears, 4 polar bears and a panda.

It's the bear minimum

10. Theatre. The audience is impatiently waiting for the premiere to begin.

Theatre. The audience is impatiently waiting for the premiere to begin. The lights go out. Silence. A minute later a man comes out on stage with a candle in his hand and a stool, puts the stool down, sets the candle on it, and starts masturbating. Two minutes later a voice from the last row breaks the silence: "Somebody please stop this!" The man grabs the candle, waves it: "Who's there?!"

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