He said it was time to dump her boyfriend.
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Who conducted circumcisions with his teeth, He did it not for treasure, Nor great sexual pleasure, But instead for the cheese underneath.
Cuz I don’t let mine out of the cellar
Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Gay depressions teeth marks go further down the shotgun.
Americans can’t milk a cow for 23 years
Cus he was a vegetable
He was outstanding in his field.
You drown them in June
A young boy asks his father: “Dad, what’s a cunt?” The father, realizing his son is getting to ‘that age’ decides that the best way to handle this is by showing him. “Wait right here, son” he says as he heads to his bedroom. He grabs one of his Playboy magazines from under his bed and heads back to the living room. He opens to the center spread, a fully nude woman spreading her legs. “You see this right here, boy?” he says, making a circle around the woman’s vagina. “Everything outside of this circle is a cunt.”
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