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Why was the cannibal’s daughter heartbroken?

He said it was time to dump her boyfriend.

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1. There once was a man named Kieth

Who conducted circumcisions with his teeth, He did it not for treasure, Nor great sexual pleasure, But instead for the cheese underneath.

2. Why can’t black peoples go shopping?

Cuz I don’t let mine out of the cellar

3. Today is national Kebab day in Sweden, buy 1, get 1 for free

4. What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11?

Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

5. What’s the difference between straight depression and gay depression?

Gay depressions teeth marks go further down the shotgun.

6. What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 23 years

7. Why was the fat woman scared by the disabled man?

Cus he was a vegetable

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

9. How do you stop a toddler from drowing in july

You drown them in June

10. What is a cunt!

A young boy asks his father: “Dad, what’s a cunt?” The father, realizing his son is getting to ‘that age’ decides that the best way to handle this is by showing him. “Wait right here, son” he says as he heads to his bedroom. He grabs one of his Playboy magazines from under his bed and heads back to the living room. He opens to the center spread, a fully nude woman spreading her legs. “You see this right here, boy?” he says, making a circle around the woman’s vagina. “Everything outside of this circle is a cunt.”

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