Cuz I don’t let mine out of the cellar
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It was mugged
They look up in the sky and see the full moon. Blonde 1 remarks how beautiful the moon is on this clear night and says it would be so cool to go there. Blonde 2 says yes thats cool, but I'd rather go to Paris. Blonde 1 asks, which do you think is further, the moon or Paris? Blonde 2 replies, duh, can you see Paris from here?
The tender
I'll be OK for a while.
A cowboy gets captured by a Native American tribe and dragged before the chief. The chief says, “You can earn your freedom if you pass the three-tent challenge. You’ve got 5 minutes for each task.” Tent 1: Drink a whole liter of whiskey. Tent 2: Inside is an old lion with a bad tooth—pull it out. Tent 3: The most beautiful virgin in the tribe—she can’t be a virgin anymore. The cowboy shrugs, takes the whiskey, chugs it down in one go, stumbles out swaying like a tumbleweed in a storm, and heads into tent 2. Suddenly, roars and screams erupt—tent shaking, dust flying, lion growling, cowboy yelling. After five chaotic minutes, the cowboy stumbles out, scratched, torn clothes, hair wild. He wipes his brow and slurs: “Alright… now where’s that girl with the bad tooth?!”
I don’t know how much more of this I can Handel.
it wanted to make a splash in the workforce.
they named it Thunderwear!
Everything will be OK for a while 👌
Once upon a time, some air said something to a cloud. It said this: … #THE END
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