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A father figure.

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1. What do you call walking in Bear country in Alaska alone and unarmed?

Going to the Maul

2. My prof said we’re going to have a test covering all the oceans in the world

I said Can you be more Pacific

3. My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.

I guess it's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.

4. I’ve come to the realization that most French aren’t nice people

I mean, statistically speaking, they’re more likely to be from Lyon, Paris, or somewhere else

5. Why do runners not eat before a race?

Because they fast.

6. I like my coffee like I like my women...

In big sized cups.

7. What did they say when Jesus started flirting on Easter Sunday?

He’s *Rizz-en*!

8. Why did Adele cross the road?

To say "hello" from the other side.

9. How is the Enterprise (from Star Trek) like toilet paper?

They both go around Uranus and chase Klingons

10. When I was a kid, I got into a fight with the captain of the math club.

I got fed up with him Boolean me.

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