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Won’t be making them any longer…
Waterhosen
People use "ASAP" because the can't spell "imijeatly".
They're into algaebra.
Mice Krispies!
She responds: Wow! How’d you get Chris Pratt to hang out with you? Pretty proud of her for that
The game was between the rodents and the insects. In the first half, the rodents were doing well, but in the second half, the centipede really pulled the weight of the insect team and ended up winning the game for them. After the insects were done celebrating, the spider went up to the centipede and said, "you did great, but where were you during the first half of the game?" The centipede replies, "I was putting on all of my shoes!"
He's really TARIFFIED!
Won’t be making them any longer. Bummer.
A hootenanny
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