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vikinxo 7 day.agoJohnny was a truck-driver, and had been partying hard all night long. Maybe too hard - because every girl in the dive-bar he was at, that he had tried to strike up a conversation with, had just turned their back on him. It was late, yet Johnny was still horny - but was down to his last five bucks. So he decided to try and find an affordable prostitute. He went down to the lowest end of a certain street, where he knew the cheapest ladies of the night were to be found. It was down by the highway, near to a truckstop. The first one he propositioned, asked for 25 bucks, and when he offered her five – she just laughed at him and walked away. The second one he talked to, wanted 15 bucks, and almost turned him away. She looked at his wristwatch, and said the if he threw in the watch, she’d do it. But Johnny had inherited the inexpensive timepiece from his beloved father, and said: No Way. She started to turn away. But as she was a kind woman, she said that he could ask the old whore that hung out down by the petrol-station. She’ll might go for five, she said, but be aware that she’s been doing this for a long, long time, and may be a bit worn. Johnny was still horny as hell, and went and found this old hag leaning against the large cab of an eighteen-wheeler. Listen lady, said Johnny, I’m really horny, but I only have five bucks. She looks him up and down, and says, yeah you’re good - please step into my office. She proceeds to open the door of the cab of the eighteen-wheeler, and climbs in the back where the bed is. And quickly undresses Johnny slams the door behind him and also undresses quickly As they lay there, he touched her pussy and put two fingers in Then three. Then five……and then his whole hand. Then his underarm - the wristwatch passed in easily. After he got the whole arm in – he went in with the other arm….just as far He then widened the opening so that he could get both his shoulders and his head in. Looking around, he could see a man walking around in the distance, and shouted Hey man, what are you doing? The man jumps, and then screams: Are you crazy - get the fuck out of here – I’ve been trying to find my eighteen-wheeler for days now!
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Long: A man boards an airplane headed cross country from Miami to California. He gets comfortable, hoping the seat beside him remains empty. Instead, a drop dead gorgeous woman sits beside him. Once the flight gets going, he strikes up the courage to speak to her. “Hi, how are you doing,” he asks. “What’s your name?” She replies with a smile and says, “Hello. I’m Veronica.” “Where are you headed,” he responds. “LA. I’m part of a group that meets up every year for a week long sex convention.” Interested, the man sits up a little straighter. “Oh… what do you do there?” “Well, for a week straight we have amazing sex with whoever we want, however we want, and for as long as we can.” “Wow. Well that sounds fun. Let me ask you a question, if you could have any type of man, what sort of guy do you like?” “I like Native Americans. They’re strong and can go all day and all night.” “Say there aren’t any Native Americans, what sort would be your second choice,” he asks. “I like Jewish men,” she replies. “Interesting, why’s that?” “Well, they know how to spoil a woman. They like to spend money on me and buy expensive jewelry for me.” Pressing, he asks again, “Let’s say you’re down to your third choice. What sort of man would you choose?” “I like rednecks. They’re passionate and lots of fun.” She then asks him a question. “I’ve been talking about myself and I don’t even know your name.” “Oh,” he replies, “I’m Tonto Goldstein, but you can call me Bubba.”
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