Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Rusinduck 21 day.agoSo he sends the boatswain to the crew quarters. The boatswain walks in and says: "Bet I can hit the wall with my dick so hard, the whole ship will blow apart?" The crew yells: "You're on!" He swings, slams it—and the ship explodes into pieces. Later, the captain and the boatswain are clinging to a piece of wreckage. The captain says: "You idiot... the torpedo missed."
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