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What were Scooby Doo’s last words at his colonoscopy?

Rod rammit!!

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1. How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A-tractor.

2. Why did the cook tell jokes to his soup?

He wanted to make it a laughing stock.

3. I tried to eat a waffle on a beach in Southern California.

It was a sandy Eggo.

4. Why did the Enterprise elope with the Klingon Bird-of-Prey?

Because Picard wouldn't let them get engaged.

5. Why can't Trump actually be Pope?

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6. Why do buzzards like to fly American Airlines?

Free carrion.

7. Why do buzzards like to fly American Airlines?

Free carrion.

8. Scientists have recorded helium laughing for the first time

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9. What kind of music should you play when you are fishing?

Something catchy

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