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Omeganian 9 day.agoA lady enters and sits next to her, wearing a beautiful fur coat. **Nun**: What a beautiful coat! How much did it cost you? **Woman**: That? A night of love. Then, she takes off her gloves. A beautiful ring with an emerald sits on her finger. **Nun**: My, how much did that ring cost you? **Woman**: Three nights of love. Then, she takes off her coat. The nun sees a beautiful diamond necklace. **Nun**: Oh, my! How much did that beauty cost? **Woman**: Ten nights of love. Evening. The nun is back at the monastery, sitting in her room. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. **Nun**: Who's there? **Male Voice**: It's me, Brother Andre. **Nun**: Shove off, Brother, both you and those lollipops of yours!
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She was starting to sound just like my wife.
I would never be able to balance myself on it anyways..
Then we could call her Brie Brie.
How do you get out of an elephant? You run around and around until you’re all pooped out.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Gram-o-phone
Both are coddead.
I was at the grocery store checkout with a large bag of dog biscuits and the clerk asked if I had a dog. I was feeling a bit crabby, so I told her no, I was starting The Dog Biscuit Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because although last time I lost 50 pounds, I ended up in the hospital in intensive care. Her eyes about popped out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that they’re nutritionally complete: the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Finally she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I calmly said, "No… I was sitting in the street licking myself when a car hit me."
What the world really needs is a windshield wiper that won't hold parking tickets.
I've received reports of hard consonants.
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