I saw this asshole in my bathroom after I got out of the shower, I need to stop brushing my hair in the mirror.
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Because they don’t know where Europe is.
then skydiving is not the sport for you.
I proceeded to stick my finger in her ear.
That’s ok There’s a lot on his plate
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."
Oregano Sin
Blonde and hubby sleeping. The phone rings,she answers. After a few,she shouts: how the hell would I know! That's 200 miles away! And slams the phone,that wakes hubby Who was that?He asked. Oh,just some dumb blonde asking if the coast was clear!
Answer: blue. We can attack them out of the blue.
That priest is in jail now
the job interview -Great, do you have experience? -yes, this is my 20th interview.
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