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avatar GraemMcduff 9 day.ago

Why do they call it a funny bone...

When it's not humerus at all.

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1. How to prevent thieves from entering your house?

Grow a cotton farm at the entance

2. Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus?

Because he wasn’t born yesterday.

3. Whats the similarities between a woman and a sex doll

They both only have one purpose

4. Life is like a box of chocolates

Too short for fat guys

5. What do you call when you throat-fuck a dehydrated girl

Dry humping

6. Who is the fastest reader on the planet?

The 9/11 pilot that went through 9 whole stories in 5 seconds.

7. What does packgod and Hitler have in common

They both like roasting people

8. Whats the difference between Anne Frank and Santa Clause

The direction they go in a chimney

9. Yes.

Sneeze like a jew. Fart like a n@zi.

10. If two meths heads start a relationship..

Is that speed dating or just mething around?

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