A father is in a room with his son.

The son asks the dad, “Dad, have you ever had a dream?” The dad replies, “Oh, I had many dreams, son, but they were shattered many years ago…” Intrigued, the son asks, “How many years ago?” The father thinks for a while and then says “How old are you?”

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1. Someone snuck up beside me and shouted BOO! so loud that I lost all my hearing in my left ear.

He scared me half to deaf.

2. The Pun jokes missile was armed and ready

But it totally bombed

3. What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin

4. Have you ever worried that prostitution could bring about the end of mankind?

It would be whore end us.

5. Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his butt?

It was a pane in the ass

6. I was able to get the last drops of beer out of my container when visiting a European microstate

Licked-in-stein

7. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta away

8. After the plastic surgeon transplants my ear to my forehead he plans to retire ...

>!This will be his Final Front-ear.!<

9. Why does Bas from The Netherlands really like working in France?

Because it Pays-Bas

10. How do you address a nonbinary shrimp?

By their prawn-nouns

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