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2. What comes after graduate?

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3. What comes after graduate?

Gradu nine

4. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...

But then I turned myself around.

5. I was just shown the exact same advertisement one year later

I guess it's my adversary

6. Don’t be discouraged if your racehorse is a clumsy goof.

There’s always the Kentucky Derpy.

7. An atheist was walking through the woods.

An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"? The atheist looked directly into the light, "It w ould be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"? "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

8. It's tough to get a large Coke in Minneapolis

They only have mini sodas

9. I met a flying mermaid.

Her name was "Aerial".

10. Someone told me to cut onions under water to avoid teary eyes.

Good idea, it's just such a hassle to put on that diving gear.

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