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avatar RibaldPancake 10 day.ago

I had the time of my life at an after hours party in a home improvement store.

In just a few hours I got completely hammered, nailed a couple ladies, and had a wonderful screwing. And if I were into that kind of thing I could have gotten pegged too.

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