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1. What do you call a guy who bombs on stage telling death jokes?

A suicide bomber.

2. As an interviewer, it's really hard for me to do a background check;

I'm colorblind.

3. How does Lightning McQueen say hello and goodbye to Luigi and Guido?

Ka-ciao.

4. I heard DC Comics is going to start their own version of Bitcoin.

It's going to be called Krypto-currency.

5. I had to return my pet snake since I only rented it for 3 months.

It was a Boa Contractor.

6. I had to return my pet snake since I only rented it for 3 months.

It was a Boa Contractor.

7. The lady at the chemist today, asked me did I want to try a new ball deodorant.

Some jokes write themselves, don’t make me finish it!

8. Why does Cristiano Ronaldo like oranges

because its full of vitamin SIUUUUUUUUUUU

9. This tip MENSA don't want you to know!

Just checked my online IQ test and scored 264! And it only took three simple questions. If you want to cheat to get the printable MENSA membership card and certificate my answers were 1. 5433 6663 0267 6433 2. 12/28 3. 364

10. What has 150 teeth, and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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