Two guy friends were teaching their wives to drive. Few days later, the guys met at a bar for a drink. One asked the other how the wife’s driving practice has been going. “Oh god!, he replied shaking his head, “She has become so obsessed with driving, you wouldn’t believe what she did last night!” “What?” “She dreamt she was driving in the city, grabbed my dick in her sleep and kept saying - first gear, second gear..!” “Oh that’s nothing compared to what my wife did! She dreamt she went to fill up gas, pulled my dick, put it in her coochie and said - full tank please!”
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But you might not get it
Unless you're at a chop shop.
VivALDI’s
The fact that I don't finish my sentences and
Leif Malone
But my mind keeps going blanc
Just one, but you’d better have a high ceiling.
I ended the conversation right there because she’s obviously delusional… and how the *hell* did she know my name was Walker??
…It’s a site for sore eyes.
…It’s a site for sore eyes.
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