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Apricus83 29 day.agoHer three daughters got married at the same time and went off to their honeymoons to different places. All three promised their anxious mother that they will send postcards to let her know how their honeymoon is going. A week goes by and she receives a postcard from her eldest daughter. But it only says the words “Benson & Hedges”. Curious, the mother looks for the cigarette’s advertisement in a magazine and grinned slyly as she read the slogan - Extra large King size: The length you go for pleasure. After another week there is a postcard from her second daughter and it says “Maxwell House Coffee”. With a knowing smile, she read the slogan for the coffee in a magazine - Good till the last drop! While relieved knowing that her two daughters are having a good time, she was somewhat worried about her youngest, until the third postcard finally arrived after a month. It said “British Airways”, the advertisement for which, she gasped as she read, was - 7 days a week, twice daily, both ways each time!
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